|    Master 
          Tells Jokes  
  
 
   Spoken 
          By Supreme Master Ching Hai, Cambodia May 13, 1996 (Originally In English) 
         
            There 
            were two men who went out to eat together. They ordered fish. So on 
            the table there were two fish. Normally not all the fish are alike 
            in size, so there was one small, and one big. The first man just took 
            the big one for himself without asking and feeling ashamed, or anything; 
            and ate it. The other friend felt very disturbed and annoyed, he didn't 
            know what to say. So he thought for a while, and then he said," If 
            it were me," I would have taken the smaller one first." So the other 
            guy said," See! I knew that! That's why I took the big one." |