There was a
man whose house was being robbed. The robber pointed a gun
at the man and asked him to give him his money and valuables.
The man then told him, "To tell you the truth, nowadays
the economy has gone down. My company has almost gone bankrupt,
so I don't have anything for you. So if you shoot me, it
won't do you any good. Even though we look like this, we
don't have any more money. We also have many debts.
The
robber sighed, "That's right. Lately, all the houses that
I've robbed had nothing. Look at my gun, I don't even have
money to buy bullets. He couldn't even feed his gun! (Laughter)
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