A girl went to the hospital to visit a famous movie star
who had a minor accident while making a film -- probably
a broken arm, foot or something. As soon as she knocked
on the door an old woman opened it.
The old woman said,
"We've already left a sign outside. Only family members
can come in to visit. Didn't you see it?
The
girl answered, "Of course I saw it. I am his younger sister.
The old woman said, "Oh really! Honored to meet you. I'm
his mother. (Laughter)