A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to?

    He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in.

    The boss said, "Oh, my God! You're so dumb! If you catch a monkey, you have to take it to the zoo. Why bring it to me. Take it to the zoo!

    So the policeman took the monkey out. Three or four days later, he was seen again, holding the monkey's hand. He took the monkey to the police car, opened the door, put it in, and was about to drive away.

    The boss saw this, ran out, and asked, "Oh, my God! How come the monkey is still here? I told you to take it to the zoo.

    The policeman replied, "Yes, sir. I've already taken him to the zoo. Today, I'm taking him to see a movie. (Laughter)