Master Tells Jokes

Sales Are Up

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 3, 2003, Florida, USA
(Originally in English) DVD #755

 

A sales employee went to report to the boss. And the boss said, “Hey! How’s it going with your selling?”

The salesman said, “Good! Almost 50% of the people bought our products!”

And the boss said, “Yes? How many people were there?”

The salesman said, “Two!”

“But you said 50%!”

The salesman said, “Yes, almost 50%.”

“How can that be?”

“Well,” he said, “One of them almost bought our stuff!”