Master Tells Jokes

 

 

Skipping a Generation
Is Still Sweet Revenge

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 3, 2003,
Florida, USA (Originally in English) DVD #755

 

A grandmother gave a water pistol as a birthday gift to her grandson. So he was squeezing and squashing it everywhere, splashing all over, and the mother was very, very disturbed. She looked sternly at her own mother, the grandmother. “I’m surprised at you, mother!” “Why?” “Don’t you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?” The grandmother said, “Yes dear, I remember!”