Master Tells Jokes



Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, U. S. A
October 1, 1999 (Originally in Chinese
)

Three people died in a car accident and soon arrived at the screening center in Heaven, where they were to undergo a trial by an angel before being assigned to selected places and jobs.

The angel asked them, "What did you like to hear the most when you were in the coffin, and your relatives and friends were crying noisily at your funeral?"

The first person answered, "I liked it when they said that I used to be the best doctor and the best parent."

The second person said, "I liked to hear people say that I was the best husband and the best professor, who was most conscientious about his children's future.

The last one answered, "At that time, I would have liked most to hear them say, 'Oh! He is still alive!'"


Audio Clip: English, Aulacese, Indonesia, French, Spanish

 

Master Tells Jokes

* Misunderstanding the Prescription
* The Most Practical Words
* Hint for a Proposal
* Such a "Gentleman"

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