Master Tells Jokes


Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Hsihu, Formosa,
December 29, 1991 (Originally in Chinese)

There was a newly wed couple, and the husband could not tolerate his wife. He quarreled with her every day until he came close to a nervous breakdown. He then rushed to see a doctor.

"What's wrong?" asked the doctor.

"Ah! I have been quarreling with my wife too much," the man responded. "Now I am weak in both body and mind. What shall I do?"

"You need to do some exercises! I suggest you buy yourself a track suit and jog about ten kilometers each day, then call me in a week or two."

The man said, "Okay!" and left. That day, he bought a track suit and started jogging.

A week later, the man called the doctor and the doctor asked, "How are you doing physically? Are you feeling better?"

"Better, much better!" said the man.

Then the doctor inquired, "How is your wife treating you?"

"How would I know?" the man replied, "I'm already seventy kilometers away from home!"

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