Master And Disciples Tell Jokes


A media reporter came to visit the Montagnard tribe. Overhearing that the Montagnards are skillful in weather forecasting - being able to tell if it will rain or shine by simply watching the sky, or if there will be a storm by simply observing the wind conditions - he proceeded to conduct an interview by questioning a Montagnard elder living in the village: "Hallo sir. What do you think about the weather today?" The old man answered: "Oh, despite the cool weather this morning, there will be a storm in the evening, and then there will be rain at midnight and the water level will rise roughly half a meter."

The reporter was amazed and asked himself how this old Montagnard man could know the weather in such detail, so he commented: "Excellent! How is it that by simply watching the sky you can tell the weather for the whole day?"

The old Montagnard man calmly responded: "It's not that difficult at all! I listened to the weather forecast on the radio this morning!"

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