Master Tells Jokes

Spoken By Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Pingtung, Formosa November 26, 1995 (Originally In Chinese)

A young man went to consult a doctor. "What is your problem?" the doctor asked. "That's your problem!" the man retorted. "If I knew what my problem is, I would not have come to you! You are the one who should know what my problem is!" "Well, in that case, will you please wait outside? I will attend to you in about an hour," said the doctor. "Why?" asked the young man. "Because I have to call a veterinarian to come to help," replied the doctor. "Only a vet can diagnose his patients without having them explain!"