There was a man who was so poor that he prayed to God, "Please, let me win the lotto, otherwise I'll die. I can't do anything else and I have no business skills by which to make my living." He kept praying like this for thirty years!

Finally he got fed up with God, and said, "God! This is the last time I'll pray to you to win the lotto. If you don't let me win the lotto this time, I'll give up my faith! I'll never believe in You again! Give me a break!"

So God said, "Okay, you also give me a break!" (Master and all laugh. Applause)

The man said, "What do You mean, give You a break?"

God said, "During these thirty years, you've only prayed and talked and talked, but you've never gone out and bought a lotto ticket!" (Audience laughs. Applause) "How? How can you win without a lotto ticket?"

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