|  Master 
        Tells Jokes  
        The 
        Secret to Longevity 
        
  Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, 
        August 23, 2007, Paris 3-Day Retreat, France (Originally in English)
   A 
        little boy was sitting in the park eating something, when an old lady 
        came over to him and said: “Son, don’t you know that eating 
        all those sweets will rot your teeth, and even make you ill?” So 
        the little kid replied, “Oh, my grandfather lived to be 120 years 
        old.” And the old lady said, “But did he always eat the whole 
        bag of sweets at one time like you do?” And the little boy said, 
        “No, no, he didn’t, but he did mind his own business.”   
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