Master Tells Jokes


Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida, U. S. A. October 3, 1999 (Originally in Chinese)


One morning, a boy named Tony was getting dressed in his bedroom preparing to go to school. His mother called out from the living room, "Remember to put on a pair of new socks!" Tony answered, "Yes, mom, I will put on a pair of new socks." His mother emphasized, "I mean that you should wear a new pair of socks every day!" Tony again answered, "Yes, mom, I will put on a new pair of socks every day."

A week later, he came out of the bedroom and said to his mother, "Mom, I cannot get my feet into my shoes anymore."

 

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