~Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida, USA, October 3, 1999 (Originally in Chinese)

An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?" The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year." The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?" He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."

Audio Clip: English, Aulacese, Indonesia