Master Tells Jokes

 

It's Too Late

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
February 14, 1999 (Originally in English)


There was a big kindergarten class and the teacher allowed the kids to ask questions. They kept carrying on one after another. There was one little guy who kept putting his hand up in the air. But when it came to his turn, he put his hand down. So the teacher asked,"What's wrong? You've been waiting all this time till your turn. Why when I asked you to speak did you put your hand down? He said, "It's too late. It's already happened, right here. I already wet my pants." (Laughter)