Master Tells Jokes

The Feeling Is Mutual
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, August 23, 2007
Paris 3-Day Retreat, France (Originally in English)

There were two people who went together on a blind date. After a while, they were so bored. It was a very boring blind date. Suddenly a friend of his called him on the phone, so he stepped away from the table in the restaurant, went outside and talked with the friend for a while. After he came back, he said to his female blind date, “I’m sorry, my grandfather has died. I have to go.” So the woman, who was very understanding, said, šOh, of course, of course! That’s very good because if your grandfather didn’t die, mine must die.”