Master Tells Jokes

 

 

One More Prayer

 

 

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, August 25, 2007
Paris 3-Day Retreat, France (Originally in English)

A little girl in her Sunday dress was running as fast as she could because she didn’t want to be late for her Bible class. So she was running and praying at the same time: “Oh dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Don’t let me be late!” Since she was running and praying, she didn’t pay attention, and she stumbled and fell, with all her clothes becoming muddy and dirty. So she got up, shook herself off a little bit and then started running again, saying: “Oh dear Lord, please don’t let me be late, but don’t push me either!”

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