Master Tells Jokes Squeezing Out the Juice 

 

 

 

 

 

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Seven-day International Retreat, Cambodia,
May 14, 1996 (Originally in English) Videotape #548

There was a person who went out to buy something to drink in a bottle. But in the middle of the road, the bottle broke, and all the juice from inside sank into the ground. So he just stood there and waited. And another person passing by said, “What are you doing there?” The person said, “I just broke my bottle of juice, so I am waiting for the juice to sink into the ground, and then I’ll take the earth back home and squeeze it out.”

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