Master Tells Jokes
Don't Let the Dogs Bother You!
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 3, 2003,
Florida, USA (Originally in English)

While driving down a winding country road, a man came upon a youth running hard with three huge dogs snarling at his heels. The man screeched his car to a halt and threw open the passenger door. “Get in, get in!” he shouted. “Thanks,” gasped the youth. “You're terrific! Most people won't offer me a ride when they see I have three dogs!”

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