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	Master Tells Jokes
              Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 3, 2003, Florida, 
            USA (Originally in English) DVD #755
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        warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend 
        on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends 
        coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s 
        Day, the warden called George to his office and said, “I notice 
        you’ve never had any visitors, George.” Sympathetic, he put 
        his hand on George’s shoulder. “Tell me, don’t you have 
        any friends or family?” George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden. 
        It’s just that they’re all in here!”     
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