Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 3, 2003,
Florida, USA (Originally in English) DVD #755

A lady came to report to the police that her husband had disappeared. So the officer looked at the man’s photograph, questioned the woman for a few minutes and then asked whether she wanted to give her husband any first message if they found him. The wife said, “Yes, yes! Please tell him don’t worry! My mother didn’t come!”

An old man went to the doctor and began to pour out his problems. As the doctor asked more about what was the matter with him, the old man said, “Well Doc, after I get to the first, I’m very, very tired. After the second, I feel all in. After the third, my heart begins to pound. After the fourth, I break out in a cold sweat. And after the fifth, I’m so exhausted, I feel like I’m going to die, right then and there!”

“That’s incredible,” said the doctor, “but how old are you?”

“Eighty-five,” the patient said. And the doctor said, “Well, at 85, why don’t you stop at the first?” The man said, “I can’t stop: I live on the fifth floor!”

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