Master Tells Jokes

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 3, 2003, Florida, USA
 (Originally in English) DVD #755

A man came home from playing golf, and his wife asked, “How was your golf game?” He said, “I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight has gotten so bad that I couldn’t see where the ball went!” So the wife said, “You’re 75 years old, Jack! What do you expect? Why don’t you take my brother along?” Jack said, “But he’s 85! And he doesn’t even play golf anymore!” And the wife said, “But he has perfect eyesight! At least he could watch your ball for you.”

So, the next day Jack took the brother-in-law with him to play golf. And while the brother looked on, Jack swung. But the ball disappeared somewhere. So Jack asked his brother-in-law, “Did you see it?” And the brother answered, “Yes! I saw it, alright!” So Jack said, “Yes? Where is it?” And the brother answered, “Well, I... I forgot!”

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