Once
a patient was lying on a hospital bed feeling nervous because it didn’t
look like his doctor knew what he was doing. The doctor was discussing
the patient’s problem with other doctors and none of the other
doctors agreed with his doctor. So the patient became worried and
said, “Doctor, there must be a lot of doubts about my case,
right?” And the doctor replied, “Why do you say that?
No. Where did you get that idea?” So the patient said, “It
looks like all the other doctors disagree with you.” Then the
doctor answered, “Yeah, maybe a little bit. They don’t
agree with some points, but in a similar case last week I proved I
was right after we checked the patient’s dead body.”
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There were two psychiatrists who met in the street, and one of them kept brushing his jacket with his hand. So the other one asked, “What’s the problem?” Then the first one said, “Nothing really. It’s just that recently these invisible insects have been crawling on me.” And the second psychiatrist replied, “Don’t brush them on me, OK?”
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A psychiatrist said to his patient, “Mr. Patient, I understand that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always contradict whatever other people say or do, right?” And Mr. Patient said, “No, that’s not right.” So the psychiatrist said, “OK! Then I must be mistaken, eh?” And the patient replied, “No! No! You’re not!” And the psychiatrist said, “Oh, oh, oh, I got it. I got it. You’re contradicting everything I say.” And the patient said, “No, you’re being ridiculous! You’re crazy!” So the psychiatrist said, “I see, I see. Then you’re perfectly sane, right? You’re not crazy, right?” And the patient said, “No. No. I’m crazy as a loon.” Then the psychiatrist said, “Oh, yeah, now we’re making some progress here!”
