Master Tells Jokes
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An archbishop was visiting a church and suddenly he felt moved to kneel in front of the Cross and say, “Oh God, have pity on me. I am really no one. Please, have pity on me.” And then the bishop, seeing the archbishop doing that, knelt down next to him and said, “Oh God, have mercy on me. I am nobody. Have mercy on me. I am no one.” And then the minister of the church, seeing the archbishop and the bishop doing that, knelt next to them and said, “Oh God, have mercy on me. I am nobody. I am no one.” And there was a janitor nearby sweeping the floor, and seeing what they were all doing, he also knelt in front of the Cross next to them and said, “Oh God, have mercy on me. I am no one. I am humble; I am no one.” And the archbishop looked at him and said, “Look at who’s saying he’s a nobody here!” How humble, indeed!
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Once there was a juror who told the judge that he didn’t want to be away from his job too long serving on a case as a juror. So the judge said, “But can’t they function without you at work?” And the man said, “Yes, but I don’t want them to know that!”
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There was a couple who were getting to know each other, and when the girl was introduced to the boy’s family she was very, very impressed with the way the parents loved each other so much. She kept saying, “Oh my God! They were so thoughtful! And your dad even brought your mom a cup of coffee in bed every morning.” She loved that very much.
And after a while, the girl and boy got engaged and then were ready to get married. On the way to their wedding, the girl still kept repeating her comments about how loving the boy’s parents were and how the dad always brought coffee in bed every morning to the mom. She kept on and on about that, and then she said, “Does that quality run in the family?” And the boy said, “Yes, yes! It runs in the family, all right. And I take after my mom!”
