Master Tells Jokes

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA,
December 28, 2001 (originally in English) Videotape No. 735

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A bunch of women who lived in the same apartment went to court to file suit against each other for making trouble, and they all began talking at the same time. So the judge said, "I can't hear all of you at once. I want to hear from one person only. Whoever is the oldest one among you, please speak first." And there was absolute silence in the courtroom. So the case was dismissed because of a lack of testimony!

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In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath so tell the truth." The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months." The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?" So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."

 

 

 

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A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you." Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first." So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."