Master Tells Jokes

 

 

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Florida, USA, October 4, 1999 (Originally in English)

Real Audio with English, French, Aulacese subtitle

There was a young man, a first time driver, who tried to park a car between two others. He put the car into reverse and "bang" ran into the car behind him. And then he put the car back into forward gear, and "bang" hit his front end into the car in front of him. And so back and forth he went, banging both cars each time he went into reverse or forward. So the woman next to him couldn't resist asking him, "Do you always have to use your ears to park?" "Bang! Bang! Bang!" - parking by ears!