Master Tells Jokes

 


Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Hsihu, Formosa, December 17, 1995
(Originally in Chinese)
Videotape No. 516


A salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to buy a refrigerator. He told her it would save her a lot of money because it was state-of-the-art and power-saving, and would save her shopping time as well as gasoline for the drive to the food store. The housewife answered, "Let me tell you the truth: We have 'saved' too much already! We have saved to pay the loan for our new car; we have saved to pay the mortgage for the house we live in; we have saved to pay for our children's college education; we have saved for the upcoming Christmas holiday; we have saved to buy a new dishwasher too! And now we have no more money to 'save'!"