Master Tells Jokes

 

 

 

By Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 1999

 

A drunkard said: "Strange! I just don't understand how only one glass of wine could make me dead drunk last night!" A bystander replied: "It is because that glass of wine was your last one after many!"

 

 

 


A beggar asked for money from a passerby: "I only want a little money to feed my tummy!" The passerby took some money from his pocket, shook his head, and said: " I am sorry. I don't have any small change, just a $100 note." The beggar said: Don't worry! I don't mind getting a big note."